Retarded Quiz

[Abby Bay]

This is nothing to be taken serious just a funny fill out. Simply put Xs if you've done it then percent it out.

[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[ ] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[ ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one-way road plenty of times.

[ ] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out.

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow

[ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[ ] I'm taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've peed my pants when I was happy.

[ ] I've run around naked when I was happy.

[ ] I've run into a parked car when I was not happy.

[ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidentally break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[ ] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[ ] I start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[ ] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[ ] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

I took it, I'm 49% Retarded

[Roberta Christophe]

[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x ] I have choked on my own spit.

[x ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ x] I have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x ] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one-way road plenty of times.

[x ] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out.

[x ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x ] I just tried to lick my elbow

[x ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x ] I'm taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've peed my pants when I was happy.

[ ] I've run around naked when I was happy.

[x ] I've run into a parked car when I was not happy.

[x ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x ] I accidentally break a lot of things.

[ x] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[x ] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[ x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[ x] I start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[ x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x ] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

I'm not good and percents

[Kaiden Throm]

[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[ ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one-way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out.

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow

[ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[ ] I'm taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've peed my pants when I was happy.

[ ] I've run around naked when I was happy.

[ ] I've run into a parked car when I was not happy.

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] I accidentally break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[ ] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[ ] I start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[ ] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

woohoo only 26% retarded

[Letitia Parker]

[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[ ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one-way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out.

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow

[ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've peed my pants when I was happy.

[ ] I've run around naked when I was happy.

[ ] I've run into a parked car when I was not happy.

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidentally break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[ ] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] I start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[ ] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

uh, well....how do you add it up anyway??

[fullyalive]

[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[ ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one-way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out.

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow

[ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've peed my pants when I was happy.

[ ] I've run around naked when I was happy.

[ ] I've run into a parked car when I was not happy.

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] I accidentally break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] I start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

i'm 42% retarted!! lol

you just count up all the questions (35) and then count up all the ones you checked and then divide the number you checked by 35 and times it by 100.

so Robby's is 65% retarted!! wow

and Letitia's is 28% retarted.

[Roberta Christophe]

56%? haha, I thought it was worse than that.

[Letitia Parker]

Wow, most think I'm worse than that..I soooo gotta show people at school this!

[fullyalive]

lol same here! i'm probably the less retarted of my friends. but idk...they think i'm the blondest of my group of friends cuz i'm an easily distracted girl! i can't help it though -puts on an innocent face-

[Roberta Christophe]

Ok I had my friend take this and she was 75%. She had the nerve to call me slow...she's the one who can't even remember what her own name is.