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May 19, 2008 10:10:09 GMT 8
Post by Roberta Christophe on May 19, 2008 10:10:09 GMT 8
Person 1: So...how did you do the geography test?
Person 2: You know I'm bad at math you guys! ~ Brenda talking to me and my friends
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May 20, 2008 12:01:57 GMT 8
Post by Letitia Parker on May 20, 2008 12:01:57 GMT 8
[Bumblebee is driving Sam and Mikaela as they are being chased by Barricade] Mikaela: Oh my God, we're gonna die! We're gonna die! Sam Witwicky: No we're not! Trust me, he's a kickass driver! [Sam sees that Bumblebee is headed towards a wall] Sam Witwicky: [screaming in a high pitched voice] Oh my God, no! We're gonna die!
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[Bumblebee is driving Sam and Mikaela through a tunnel] Mikaela: This car's a pretty good driver. Sam Witwicky: Yeah. [looks at the empty driver's seat] Sam Witwicky: Why don't you go sit on that seat there? Mikaela: I'm not gonna sit on that seat. He's driving. Sam Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap. Mikaela: Why? Sam Witwicky: Well, I have the only seat belt here. Safety first. [Mikaela pauses] Mikaela: Yeah. Right. [Mikaela moves from the back seat to where Sam is sitting] Sam Witwicky: See? That's better. Mikaela: You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move. Sam Witwicky: Thank you. ~~ Mikaela: [after Sam has tripped on his mother's bike] That was uh... that was really awesome. Sam Witwicky: Felt awesome. Mikaela: Are you okay? Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not okay alright? I'm losin' my mind a little bit. Gettin' chased by my car right now, gotta go! ~~~ Sam Witwicky: [after Bumblebee transforms back into a car] He wants us to get in the car. Mikaela: [nervous laugh] And go where? Sam Witwicky: Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car? ~~ Agent Simmons: I'm gonna lock you up forever! Mikaela: Oh God, you know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy because he has to get back to guarding the mall. Agent Simmons: You, in the training bra? Do not test me. ~ Judy Witwicky: [after entering Sam's bedroom with her husband, Sam is desperately protesting; the Autobots are secretly outside and Mikaela is hiding in the room] Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you [nods head] Judy Witwicky: masturbating? Ron Witwicky: Judy. Sam Witwicky: [frantic] Was I master... No, Mom! Ron Witwicky: Zip it, okay? Judy Witwicky: It's okay. Sam Witwicky: No, I don't masturbate! Ron Witwicky: That's not something for you to bring up. Judy Witwicky: Okay. Ron Witwicky: That's a father-and-son thing, okay? Sam Witwicky: [amazed] Father-son thing. Judy Witwicky: I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomforable. [thinks] Judy Witwicky: You can call it Sam's happy time or... Sam Witwicky: Happy time? Judy Witwicky: ...my special alone time... Ron Witwicky: Judy, stop. Judy Witwicky: ...with myself. Sam Witwicky: [final plea] Mom, you can't come in and... Judy Witwicky: I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink. ~ Judy Witwicky: Sam, we heard you talking to someone... Sam Witwicky: Mom, I... [Mikaela rises from her hiding place and clears her throat. Sam's parents fall silent] Mikaela: Hi, I'm Mikaela. I'm a, I'm a friend of Sam's. Judy Witwicky: [chucks Sam on the shoulder, giggling] Gosh, you're *gorgeous*! [to Ron] Judy Witwicky: Isn't that the prettiest girl? Sam Witwicky: She can hear you talking, Mom.
All from Transformers, I would put more, but I think I did a bit too[/i] much
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May 21, 2008 18:22:01 GMT 8
Post by Natasha Christophe on May 21, 2008 18:22:01 GMT 8
Best not think about what you don't have, better think about what you do -- Nelly O'mally on Samantha
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May 31, 2008 17:17:24 GMT 8
Post by Letitia Parker on May 31, 2008 17:17:24 GMT 8
Ironhide: You feelin’ lucky, punk? [pointing his guns at Sam] Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide. Ironhide: [stops pointing his guns at Sam] Just kidding. Just wanted to show him my cannons. Sam Witwicky: Hey Mikaela! Listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home! Sam Witwicky: I bought a car - turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew? Captain Lennox: Okay, it’s a Visa… International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package? Captain Lennox: NO I DON’T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE! Optimus prime: The parents are very irratating Ironhide: We could take them out? Optimus prime: NO! We don’t hurt humans, what’s up with you? Ironhide:…i was just saying, we could Sam: oh no da, no no no, you must be kidding dad (When they look at the cars) Sams Dad: Yeah, i’m kidding your not getting a porsche as your first car! sam-”I cannot be clearer on how crystal clear i am being!” “Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime. “ All from Transformers again, I do love the movie....ever since a guy from debating pointed out that a truck had optimus prime paint job, but his best friend only noticed that it was a truck, so then now whenever we go anywhere with him and a truck passes, we yell out Optimus PrimeAlvin, Simon, Theodore: Where is the moment we needed the most/You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost/They tell me your blue skies fade to gray/They tell me your passion’s gone away/And I don’t need no carryin’ on/Cause you had a bad day/You’re taking one down/You sing a sad song just to turn it around/You say you don’t know/You tell me don’t lie/You work at a smile and you go for a ride/You had a bad day/You’ve seen what you like/And how does it feel for one more time/You had a bad day/You had a bad day/ Alvin: [pushing the last of the acorns into the tree] It’s going, It’s going. [gets sucked in and falls out with all of the acorns] Simon: And it’s gone. Alvin: [from inside the tree] Whatever! Theodore: Maybe we should take a break. [an acorn hits him on the head] Theodore: Ow! Alvin: That’s it! I can’t take this any more! I can’t! I give up! I’m sick of strugling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts!
David Seville: Nicely done, Theodore. [reading the letter] David Seville: To Dav… let’s see it says Merry Christmas, love Theodore. and i’ts got a nice picture of uh… some pineapples? Theodore: Those aren’t pinapples, that’s our family!
Alvin: Last one to the door is road kill! Simon: I’m in! [Alvin and Simon make a break for the door] Theodore: [distracted by a Christmas ornament] Hmm… What are these shiny things? Simon: [goes back to Theodore] Theodore, we’re leaving now
David Seville: Chipmunks don’t talk. Simon: Our lips are moving and words are coming out.
David Seville: They’re savings bonds. In seven years you will get enough money from them to buy something nice. Alvin: Do you have any that you bought seven years ago?
[upon coming home to his house being a mess] David Seville: Oh my God Theodore, did you just-? Theodore: [nervously] Umm, Umm. Simon: [picks up a small pellet shaped this in front of Theodore] It’s a raisin, Dave. David Seville: Prove it. Simon: [puts it in his mouth] Mmm-Mmm. David Seville: Okay, you got me. Look, I wanna talk to all you guys. Where’s Alvin? [heads off toward the kitchen] Simon: [quickly spits it out and looks sternly at Theodore] You owe me *big* time!
Alvin: [trying to open a bottle of champange] Stupid cork! Doesn’t - Whoa! [Cork flys into a glass door cabinat braking it along with some of the glasses in it] Alvin: Yikes, Ha-ha! Ooops! David Seville: Not gonna say it. Alvin: Uh-oh! Simon: Good Grief. [Champagne spills all over the floor creating a large puddle] Claire: Still not gonna say it? David Seville: [trying very hard not to] Nope. [Champagne puddle becomes a flood that hits a plug outlet creating a blackout in Dave's appartment] David Seville: I’m gonna say it. AAAAAAAAALLLLL-VVVVVAAAAAAINNNNNN!
David Seville: [picks up a stack of toster waffles from the under the kitchen rug] Simon: We put a few toaster waffles aside for winter Alvin: And we’re not sharing! David Seville: Guys, we’re gonna have food all winter so if you start storing it, it’s gonna get gross and we’re gonna have rodent -… Simon, Theodore, Alvin: [looks at Dave] David Seville: Bad you know… non-talking rodents around here
David Seville: H-How did you guys…? Simon: We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do.
[after being captured and placed into a cat carrier] Alvin: They’ll never take us alive! Simon: They just did take us alive, Alvin.
Alvin: Dave needs a little help from the love doctor. Theodore: And his assistant.
David Seville: [the boys are singing Funky Town] Hey guys, knock it off. It’s 3 in the morning. [Theodore and Simon stop, Alvin continues to sing] David Seville: Alvin. [he continues] David Seville: Alvin. [he continues] David Seville: ALVIN!
Alvin and the chimpmunks
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Nov 12, 2011 13:48:06 GMT 8
Post by Roberta Christophe on Nov 12, 2011 13:48:06 GMT 8
Ruby: It's called witchcraft, Short bus Dean: ...you're the short bus
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